Oooh, looks like Stephen Colbert has a roll on the Simpsons’ millionth season premier Sunday. We love that. The comic genius seething through that studio during production must have been nauseating. Also Lionel Richie is on there as himself.
Whatever else Fox has going that you might find interesting, you have to love that they’re putting all their season premiers on iTunes for free. That will make the “what to watch, what to record” choice a little easier Sunday, but not much.
I doubt Ken Burns will make a documentary about how rad the Simpsons is (are?), But he sure did make one about that big war that happened a while ago in black and white, and that seems to be the nutritional main course on a lot of plates this season.
Burns has been talking, one or two paragraphs at a time, apparently, with Time. He said most of the doc’s themes that evoke that other war that’s on news channels these days are pretty much universal and not a direct allusion. Okay, whatever.
Everybody says The War is totally great, but it seems like the televised equivalent of vegetables to us. MeeVee said it’s good for you, and Tim Goodman thinks you most definitely should “slog” through it. Enticing. But we will definitely be watching because deep down, we’re suckers for grainy footage of big explosions.
While we really do feel the Simpsons is the best thing ever to happen to images and sound, there’s a good chance, given the free download of that show, that we’ll be vicariously on a transport Sunday night, heading across the Atlantic to an epic, seven-part struggle.

All the hype about Lost’s absent producers and the insult they were dealing TCA’s journalists did culminate in one tidbit of worthwhile, placating news: Harold Perrineau’s character Michael Dawson will be returning to the show next season. McPherson also stated that Don Imus will be joining the Lost cast this coming fall, but that seems to have been little more than a joke to soothe the irritated critics.
The results are in! The nominations for the 59th Primetime Emmy Awards, with a ceremony set for September 16th in Los Angeles, were released yesterday. Overall, HBO and ABC came away with the most nominations (86 and 70, respectively), with NBC not far behind them at 69 nominations.

30 Rock: Despite rumors to the contrary, Tina Fey and Lorne Michaels announced that Alec Baldwin will be playing Jack for another season of 30 Rock, and Tracy Morgan will stay on the show as well. Fey also confirmed that Jerry Seinfeld will be playing himself in the season premiere, which she hopes will drum up a lot of interest: “Maybe people in America will actually watch it, even if it’s just for that one time,” Fey said.
Following the presentation were a fancy dinner buffet and interviews with the panelists. Most of them were tied up, but I did manage get one with Betty White. When asked about her favorite Golden Girls episode, she immediately lit up and mentioned ” The Operation,” the one about performing her tap dancing routine with Blanche while Dorothy was in the hospital - quite possibly the best dance/musical GG episode, second only to “Bang the Drum, Stanley,” where Blanch and Rose audition for Cats.
